Baby got back!

I like big butts & I can not lie!

 

We couldn't help but pose with the showgirls of the Riviera :)

Baby got back!

Twentynine Palms...The deserts hidden treasure!

Micah, my bestie of almost 13 years, is a navy corpsman that's stationed with the marines of Twentynine Palms. What he thought was just a forgotten town in the middle of nowhere turned out to be a little hidden treasure. He just needed me to show him how to tackle Twentynine Palms Jade style.

 

Adventure #1: I got to add another check to my bucketlist. I was in Nevada & California at the same time!

 

Adventure #2: We met Mister Hopper. He's either the smartest man in the world or the looniest but either way he was a very interesting man. He was traveling to the White House while spreading the word of woman uniting and anti-rape. He says he was the inventor of many things such as a water stream taser and a contraption that can take you to the moon. His parting words "Don't hurt anyone who doesn't need to be hurt & live everyday to the fullest"

Adventure #3: PHOTO-OP of course :)

 

I love that last picture of Micah. He's keeps me laughing :) I know I sound crazy when I say I really enjoyed Twentynine Palms and I look forward to tackling it again. I saw some awesome saloons to check out and I still need to go paparazzi on the marine base. Mmm marines lol.

Happy birthday Devil Dogs!

we will get to the reason of this timeless photo in a bit...

 

 

"This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My rifle, without me, is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...
My rifle and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my rifle clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace."

 

 

I was invited to a piece of American history. I got to go to the Marine corps ball with my handsome devil of a best friend Micah.

 

This devil dog was nice enough to take a quick photo with me :)

I got so many compliments on my dress! I really felt like the belle of the ball!

Of course with the ball being in LAS VEGAS we had to get into a little touble. Check out my sweet guitar filled with a red, white, and blue margarita! It actually plays music & lights up too! Afterwards we checked out a really cool haunted hotel called the Goretorium located in the HardRock hotel.



 

This was seriously one of the greatest nights I've had in a really long time. It was full of laughs, screams, and "congrats on your wedding" from strangers... It really made one hell of a memory.

Hoo-Rah!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happy Birthday Sam!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAM!

Isn't that smile to die for?!

 Today my lil' furry faced sweetheart Samantha turned 3! She is the sweetest lil' girl I know. Even though she isn't my pup I can't help but spoil her like she is. I seriously went crazy in Petco because I wanted her to have everything in that doggy haven!

 

Her birthday card was edible and made of rawhide. She just licked it. Maybe she didn't want to mess it up.

 



How cute is her birthday girl bandana?!

 

 

 I got her a nice big pork bone for her special dinner. She went to town on that thing and didn't come up for air. She came over to the couch afterwards and licked my hand. I'm pretty sure that means "thank you in puppy talk"

She went absolutely nuts over her green weeny dog. She actually picked it out a few weeks ago and I just made a little note to get that specific one for her. Great success!

 



 

A black and white skull collar with a matching pink leash for my lil' punker :)

I'm a fool for that girl. She has my heart.

 



ROC-A-HOLICS!

My friends and participated in the R.O.C. 5K Challenge. It was 5K of obstacle courses full of mud puddles, monkey bars, bubbles, climbing, rope swings, belly flops, balancing, foam, paint splatter, ect. with about a 3 mile run in between it all. After completing this I had a new found respect for those people who go on Wipe Out and Double Dare. It's NOT as easy as it looks but man is it fun! I plan on doing the mud race this fall. Who wants to get messy?!

Team ROC-A-HOLICS!

My love Eddie

Check out these guns!

Met some proud Americans

I think they stole their girlfriends lingerie